August 2011
1 post
February 2011
3 posts
“The basic currency of the Internet is human ignorance, and, frankly, our...”
– OkCupid
“I notice a distinct sense from a lot of internet dudes that they feel like...”
– Arthur Gies
December 2010
1 post
In five years you won’t remember.
November 2010
1 post
October 2010
1 post
speculative brewing
Roanoke Special Export The long-neck was full when the bartender set it down, but you look back during the pre-penalty kick commercial and it’s empty. Some joker’s scribbled the word “croatan” on the coaster that you’re sure was blank a minute before. The only handprint on the bottle is your own.
Kartikeya IPA From his six eyes, Shiva issued the six-headed child,...
September 2010
1 post
August 2010
1 post
July 2010
2 posts
June 2010
1 post
November 2008
3 posts
““Happy people spend a lot of time socializing, going to church and reading...”
– (The NYT, via Julian Gough)
bagcoffee:
When Bush leaves office, Sasha Obama will run down the driveway blowing raspberries.
October 2008
3 posts
“Communication skills are handy, as basic scheduling requires most parties to...”
– Committed to Polyamory Means Several Sex Partners and a Lot of Talking - NYT
September 2008
1 post
gchatting with Sarah Palin
me: hey sarah what’s up Sarah Palin: Oh, not much - I’ve got the kids all babysitting each other again. What about you? me: oh I just slept until I woke up again and I had this really messed up dream I’m going to make some coffee and play super nes in my sweatpants Sent at 11:07am Sarah Palin: Wow, cool! Yeah, sorry I was gone for a little bit, I had to talk on the phone with...
August 2008
9 posts
146. Don't burn bridges.
(via rulesformyunbornson)
“Women serving in the U.S. military today are more likely to be raped by a fellow...”
– Sexual assault in military ‘jaw-dropping,’ lawmaker says
July 2008
5 posts
Secret Yets →
datn:
A “secret yet” is a short phrase or riddle involving a pun, in which the punning word has been replaced by a synonym (and is therefore no longer a pun).
Since a friend of mine made this joke into a secret yet years ago I’ve been unable to tell it correctly:
A pirate walks into a bar.
The bartender says, “Hey, there’s a steering wheel sticking out of your pants.”
...
June 2008
6 posts
“you know what else changes overnight? A WEREWOLF. and you know what werewolves...”
– Crap Email From A Dude
“A free society should feed the right to be left alone, including the right not...”
– The Kozinski Mess (Lessig Blog)
“The familiar symbol of illegal abortion is the infamous “coat hanger” — which...”
– Repairing the Damage, Before Roe
May 2008
5 posts
“…part of being ethically sex-positive is an awareness of the comfort...”
– synecdochic: “sex-positive”. what a loaded term.
April 2008
3 posts
“Next time you’re about to post something to your blog, or Twitter, or Flickr, or...”
– Join The Web Content Conservation Movement - Publishing 2.0
